So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
What do strippers do when they’re on their period
What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period
what do homeless women do when they get their period
what did tribeswomen do when they got their period
what do fictional characters do when they get their period
We never even solved the first one
White privilege is never having to spell your last name.
you… you’ve never met a polish person have you
american privilege is not realizing the world does not in fact consist…
me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*
Louis probably tells the boys to laugh at harry and if someone tries to tell harry he isnt funny he probably kicks them in the leg and sends a death glare
"if you don’t think he’s funny then leave the band."
more like “he runs these by me before we go to sleep, this is the fifth time i’ve heard them, if you dont fucking laugh ill wring ya like a wet towel”
SHE PAINTED A CAR PINK AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING MAD ABOUT IT OMG IF SHE HAS THE MONEY JUST LET HER SPEND IT ON CUTE FRIVOLOUS THINGS, LOOK HOW SLAMMIN’ HER CAR LOOKS BTW LIKE DANG WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, SHE IS NOT HARMING U IN ANYWAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND
A) That car is hot as shit and I love it
B) Are we really going to pretend that a matte pink paint job is the worst custom that somebody’s done on a Lambo?
^Yes, that is Chris Brown
HOW DAR WOMAN DO THING FOR SELF
THING NOT FOR MAN
NOT EVEN MAN-APPROVED
EVERYTHING RUINED NOW!!!!!!!!